"Cream"...

I was dating this girl back in the mid-eighties and she was a knock-out.
  Tall, blond and blue eyes...she even had a "Marilyn Monroe" type mole...
...but I digress.
  We used to go out to various clubs and I noticed immediately that she couldn't dance...not a bit.
  She couldn't even do the Electric Slide.
  But she was gorgeous.
  I remember on the way home one night, I popped in a copy of Prince's "Diamond and Pearls" CD and when the song "Cream" came up.the chick started to gyrate and move seductively and moan and
 sound like Donna Summer on "Love to Love You Baby."
  After I got turned on and stated sweating...the song came to an end and she straightened up fixed her lipstick and said...
  "Damn, I LOVE that song!"
  I thought to myself "No S&%^."